That’s not completely true. I sometimes remember it when the battery’s dead.
Then he said “Help! Help me! Why aren’t you helping me!” Then he gurgled and splashed for a while. Then you walked up to me and asked “How’s it going?”
OH GOD I MADE A TYPO!
It’s very rude.
Gonna getcha
I knew I did not know how to quilt. I did not know I could not draw them.
shh
Also my body and much of my brain.
Look, could you please get me down from this quadrangle?
Interesting and Unique words from Samuel Johnson's 1828 English dictionary. Some may not be funny unless you know the contemporary meaning of the word. Some may not be funny at all.