Sixth grade math was nothing but lies!

Sixth grade math was nothing but lies!

That’s not completely true. I sometimes remember it when the battery’s dead.

That’s not completely true. I sometimes remember it when the battery’s dead.

Then he said “Help! Help me! Why aren’t you helping me!” Then he gurgled and splashed for a while. Then you walked up to me and asked “How’s it going?”

Then he said “Help! Help me! Why aren’t you helping me!” Then he gurgled and splashed for a while. Then you walked up to me and asked “How’s it going?”

OH GOD I MADE A TYPO!

OH GOD I MADE A TYPO!

It’s very rude.

It’s very rude.

Gonna getcha

Gonna getcha

I knew I did not know how to quilt. I did not know I could not draw them.

I knew I did not know how to quilt. I did not know I could not draw them.

shh

shh

Also my body and much of my brain.

Also my body and much of my brain.

Look, could you please get me down from this quadrangle?

Look, could you please get me down from this quadrangle?

Dictionary Comics

Interesting and Unique words from Samuel Johnson's 1828 English dictionary. Some may not be funny unless you know the contemporary meaning of the word. Some may not be funny at all.

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