With my noseholes.

With my noseholes.

No, the quicksand had other plans.

No, the quicksand had other plans.

It doesn’t translate well into Latin.

It doesn’t translate well into Latin.

Someone find another judge so we can rule to take his gun away.

Someone find another judge so we can rule to take his gun away.

I’m sorry but could I have that back? It was a load-bearing bogey.

I’m sorry but could I have that back? It was a load-bearing bogey.

I have no idea why.

I have no idea why.

Cobras are really hard to aim with.

Cobras are really hard to aim with.

And to be fair, I wasn’t so much pushing you off the train tracks as much as pushing you away from me and my family.

And to be fair, I wasn’t so much pushing you off the train tracks as much as pushing you away from me and my family.

The beverage is a metaphor for my soul while working for you.

The beverage is a metaphor for my soul while working for you.

They never let poor rudolph / join in any reindeer games
Like your sister!

They never let poor rudolph / join in any reindeer games

Like your sister!

Dictionary Comics

Interesting and Unique words from Samuel Johnson's 1828 English dictionary. Some may not be funny unless you know the contemporary meaning of the word. Some may not be funny at all.

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